i want to walk into grillsmith and fucking yank that dumb bitch outside and smash her face into the ground. of course that will be after i slash all 4 of her tires and ask her how she likes it. i also want to spit in her face and tell her no matter how much she throws up her food, she will always be a fat fucking piece of shit and will do nothing with her life. so go smoke another fucking blunt and sit on your couch and waste away, because it’s people like you that make this planet a living hell hole.
god i want to fucking hit someone right now.
words of encouragement.
So do not fear, for I am with you;
do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you and help you;
I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Isaiah 41:10
seriously, this has become a problem.
mike: “i’m going to bed, don’t forget to let the dog back inside”
me: “pssshhh, i wont.”
(hour or so later)
outside: “bark bark”
me: “oh fuck, i forgot to let the dog back inside”




